Apparently I am going to die. Before I go I have to say I love you, and love you and you're not too bad either. But you're a cu..

...heh. In one of my Hotmail inboxes:

"On December 24, 2006 at 8 oclock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldnt come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo email account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt send a chain letter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the email she read: My name is ofelia Heras. Im 16 years old. Im a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me youll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to send this to 24 or I will visit you tonight. Put subject as: 11 year old pregnant girl"

Fuck you ofelia. I'm fucking waiting for you, BIATCH!