December 2008 Archives

Next year will be different

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no dad to die again, no more studying, work changing for the better, more time to get over not having a baby, more awards to win.

I got nominated in three categories at work at the end of year review: Passion, Go Getter of the Year and Most Respected. I won the last two. I now have more than enough vouchers to get my tailor's mannequin and I heard things said about me that made me blush. And I'm now having people come up to talk to me that probably wouldn't have unless it was to ask the time or where so and so was. Weird.

Season's greetings to you and you and you. Happy new year and don't get too drunk.

xxx

I'm not dead

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Yeah, ofelia came round to kill me but we had a chat and a glass of wine and she decided to kill this other guy who actually believes this chain letter voodoo bollocks.

...heh. In one of my Hotmail inboxes:

"On December 24, 2006 at 8 oclock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldnt come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo email account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt send a chain letter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the email she read: My name is ofelia Heras. Im 16 years old. Im a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me youll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to send this to 24 or I will visit you tonight. Put subject as: 11 year old pregnant girl"

Fuck you ofelia. I'm fucking waiting for you, BIATCH!

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