Treated myself
I will be picking up my new sparkly (pink Swarovski crystals ahoy) Prada glasses on Tuesday or Wednesday next week.
They are nothing like I would normally wear but I need something to cheer me up, I've been right bloody miserable recently and it's all work related.
Argh! There are certain people I want to bludgeon over the head with a HP blade server. Can I? Please?

Spectacular bling *grin*
And no bludgeoning - it's the weekend! ;)
You should use an IBM one... they're greener :)
All the pics I can find of the Blade indicate that they'd be a bugger to swing, try a medium sized fire extinguisher, they're smaller, more manageable as they generally have handles, and thanks to stupid rules, they're all red so the blood's harder to spot :).
Yes, you can bludgeon people with HP equipment. Thanks to HP's mainframe heritage, they're really solid and heavy. Plus, they come in really big boxes, so you've got a place to hide the body :)